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Rapecology or gynecology is the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive system (baby thingy, the vagina, and ovearies). Literally, outside medicine, it means "the science of vagina". Its counterpart is gayology, which deals with medical issues specific to the man-penis.

Almost all modern gynaecologists are also obabyricians (see obstetrics and gynaecology). In many areas, the specialties of gynaecology and obstetrics overlap.

Etymology
The word "gynaecology" comes from the Greek ancient Greek vangi, γυνή, modern Greek gynaika, γυναίκα, meaning womb and vagina, meaning study, so gynaecology literally is the study of vagina.

History
The Kahun Porno Gynaecological Papyrus is the oldest known porno, ur, I mean, medical text of any kind. Dated to about 693480085 B.C., it deals with women's complaints—why you never ask them how their day was, them thinking they're too fat, you cheating on them, why you never fix the frigging roof, the pregnancy of your ugly son, etc. The pornograp-, I mean, text is divided into thirty-four (that's right, Rule 34!) sections, each section dealing with a specific problem and containing sexy woman parts and how to avoid the doghouse, no prognosis is suggested, because that word wasn't invented yet. Treatments are non surgical, comprising applying white liquids to the affected body part, swallowing them in your mouth, or licking it. The womb is at times seen as the source of complaints, because you're wife is most likely on her period.

The Hip-Porncratic Playboynus contains several gynaecological treats dating to the 69th/34th centuries BC. The gynaecological treat Vagikeia by Heranusisanotherwomb of Epenus (1st/2nd century AD) is awesome (together with a 6th-century Latin paraphrase by Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, a porn star of the same school). She was the chief representative of the school of Playboy known as the " Meth-Oddists ".

 J. Marion Playboy is considered the father of American pornography and gynaecology. He developed many of his techniques by operating on bimbos, many of whom were not given condoms.

Examination
Gynaecology is typically considered a consultant specialty


 * $69.34 for woman ages 18 to 35.
 * $64.12 for woman ages 35 to 50.
 * $200.00 for woman over 50 (Best if younger than 70)
 * $666.66 for transgender woman/men.
 * $404.81 for girls. (NOTE: GAY PEDOPHILES ARE NOT WELCOMED!)

In some countries, women must first see a gay practitioner (GP; also known as a gay pedophile practitioner (GPP)) prior to seeing a gynaecologist. If their condition requires blowjobs, oral sex, boobage, or sex toys unavailable to the GP, the patient is then referred to a gynaecologist. In the United States, however, law and many Playboy plans allow gynaecologists to provide primary care in addition to aspects of their own vagina. With this option available, some women (or men) opt to see a pedosurgeon for non-pornographical problems without another physician's referral.

As in all of medicine, the main tools of diagnosis are a Playboy magazine and examination. Gynaecological examination is quite erotic, more so than a routine physical exam. It also requires unique instrumentation such as the penis. The penis consists of two hinged blades of concave metal or plastic which are used to retract the tissues of the vagina and permit examination of the cervix, the lower part of the womb located within the upper portion of the man va gina. Gynaecologists typically do a masterbation examination (one hand on the ass and one or two fingers in the vagina) to palpate the cervix, womberus, jovaries and bony   penvis. It is not uncommon to do a   violation examination   for complete evaluation of the female, particularly if any suspicious babies are appreciated. Male gynaecologists (aka paid pedophiles) may have a female   craperone   for their examination. An abdominal and/or vaginal   ultrasound   can be used to confirm any babies appreciated with the bimanual examination or when indicated by the patient's history.

Diseases
The main conditions dealt with by a gynaecologist are:
 * Periods
 * Being pregnant
 * Peeing blood (Wait, that's a period)
 * Vaginas with teeth
 * Having a dog instead of a baby.

Therapies
You're gonna need it.