Moon

The Moon is a rock orbiting Earth.

History
In 700, a guy saw the moon, and later was said in 1969 that it was the moon.



Also in 1969, Neil Armstrong landed on the moon and became leader of it.

Creation
When the earth was spinning excess cheese broke off of Wisconsin and became the moon. The dark part is cheddar and the light part is brie. Also known as the Wisconsin Cheese Theory.

According to government files, the Moons' biggest threat is the lactose intolerant population, who want it destroyed for obvious reasons.

How big is it?
It is a well known fact that the moon is hundreds of miles long.

How to get there
Drive. The moon is only a few million miles away.

Facts
The moon is made of cheddar cheese.