Timer the Cheese Guy

Timer the Cheese Guy is a yellow blob who likes to smokes crack. He also likes to sing about cheese.

Early Life
He was born on February 16, 1972. When he was a boy, he ate alot of cheese. When he was 10, his father taught him to fish insects. When he was 14, he found a steel penny, and started a coin collection.

Crack Addiction
He started smoking crack when he was 20. Every Wednesday, he would smoke a bunch of crack and sing and dance around his apartment about cheese. Once, Peter Griffin complained about this.

This is what happened:
 * (Timer performs and dances around his apartment, until he is interrupted by a knock on the door.)
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: Well hi!
 * Peter Griffin: Hi. I'm in the other room and I'm trying to get some sleep.
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: Look, a wagon wheel.
 * Peter Griffin: What the hell's your problem?
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: I just smoked a whole bunch of crack.
 * Peter Griffin: Why the hell would you do that?
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: I love smoking crack.
 * Peter Griffin: You know your weird.
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: Look a wagon wheel.
 * (Peter punches Timer in the crotch)
 * Peter Griffin: Go f*** yourself.
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: Why did you do that?
 * Peter Griffin: Because your an idiot.
 * (Peter leaves)
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: Why does people think I'm a weirdo?
 * (20 minutes later)
 * Timer the Cheese Guy (sings): I love crack! I love crack.
 * (he is interrrupted by a knock at the door and opens the door)
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: Hi again!
 * Peter Griffin: Will you stop smoking crack!?
 * Timer the Cheese Guy: I love crack!
 * (Peter gets out a bat and hits Timer with the baseball bat and knocks him out)
 * Peter Griffin: Go f*** yourself.
 * (Peter leaves)

He still smokes crack every Wednesday. In 2007, he smoked 30 pounds of crack, and couldn't stop singing "I love crack". Peter then called the police, and Timer was arrested.

Personal Life
Timer is not married and has three cats, Mittens, Kitty and Wagon Wheel. He lives in Chicago, IL at the Crackhole Apartments. Peter Griffin once lived next door to him.

He also has health problems from smoking all that crack.

He was also won a Emmy for best acting in the movie "Cheese and Crack Ers".

He also has his own television series, "The Timer the Cheese Guy Show".

He likes crack more than anything.