What happens when you order Taco Bell tacos?

What happens when you order Taco Bell tacos?

KND needs to stop kidnapping adults at Taco Bells

The Scene
You drive to Taco Bell behind millions of cars waiting at the drive thru.

8:04am -- You pull up to the little screen and wait.

8:06am -- Overlord Ren Höek blows of the screen.

8:13am -- The manager yells at Ren.

8:14am -- The manager gets blowed up to Pluto by a rocket.

10:00am -- You realize your dog is eating the couch.

10:45am -- Your car's fan dies and you are burned.

11:00am -- Numbuh 2 kidnaps the adults behind you.

11:02am -- You shoot Numbuh 2.

11:11am -- You wish that the moon had a head.

11:12am -- The moon turns into a head and America blows him up.

12:00pm -- The sun touches Polaris and melts it.

2:00pm -- You realise that you waisted six hours at a Taco Bell drive thru.

3:12pm -- You hear a click followed by "Thank for chos*czz* Tac*zzzzzz*ell. I'll be ."

3:13pm -- You assume they said "Thank you for choosing Taco Bell. I'll be five hours.

7:26pm -- You hear a click and then "Thank you for *czz*ing. May I take you're orkomallie?"

7:26pm -- You give him your order (orkomallies are so last year).

7:27pm -- You order the E. Coli burrito with poop and vomit and Numbuh 2 (from throwing him into the window) with some donkey fudgey poop stuffed up his ass with a side of pee soup with noodle snot.

7:29pm -- You hear a click and then "Would *czzz*ou like anything else?"

7:30pm -- You say neh.

7:30pm -- You pull up to the first window (wait 20 minutes).

7:52pm -- Someone opens the window and takes one thousand bucks from your wallet and you swear the mole on jis-her face is a Mr. Potato Head growing.

7:53pm -- You pull up to the next window (waits til the window opens).

9:47pm -- Someone gives you food. (You suck)

9:49pm -- You realized you waited 13 hours at a Taco Bell.

9:50pm -- You arrive at home and begin eating and barfing.

9:55pm -- Numbuh 2 wakes up and craps his pants.

9:56pm -- You get your dog's pile of poop that you got from the backyard and make him eat it.

9:57pm -- Numbuh 2 eats the old poop (which he likes the taste of it for some reason) and faints from the horrible smell or from the idea that he's eating old dog crap.

9:58pm -- You laugh at him.

10:00pm -- You finish eating and immediately realize you need to take a pooping (more like a splat).

10:02pm -- You dog barfs onto the carpet and eats it.

10:05pm -- You complete your poop and begin wiping with pooped on towels...for the next 2 hours.

10:08pm -- Your dog gets farting from eating leftover barf, and farts on Numbuh 2 for the 2 hours, which Numbuh 2 can smell from his dream of being Superman, but he can't fly.

12:37am -- Your dog stops farting and falls asleep onto Numbuh 2's torso.

12:38am -- Your dog starts barfing on the carpet in his sleep.

12:43am -- You finish wiping (again).

12:44am -- You pull up your pants and walk back to the kitchen, happy that your ordeal is over.

12:44am -- You see that your dog barfed all over Numbuh 2 and on your new carpet.

12:45am -- Suddenly poop sprays down your leg and onto your dog's back, and your dog wakes up barfing (which happens to be on the floor, awed at the amount of toilet paper it took to wipe)...you got poop all over yourself.

12:49am -- You go back into the bathroom.

12:50am -- As you take off your pants, poop sprays onto the wall.

12:55am -- You stop pooping.

1:01 am -- Something warm covers your legs...both of them

1:02 am -- Your dog licks your legs, and you realize you've been lying on the carpet, crapping onto the carpet.

1:05 am -- You succumb to dehydration and pass out as your legs soak up the spicy yet somehow satisfying flavor of puke and crap.

2:03am -- You dream about flying, which you want to do.

2:30am -- Rocko's Modern Life is airred on Nicktoons, which you miss.

3:26am -- A cat burglar steals your TV.

5:43am -- You dog starts pooping which is he also dreaming about.

7:00 am -- You wake up to find your dog asleep, pooping onto the carpet while barfing in a pile of half-eaten shit (he got hungry).

7:10am -- You finish cleaning up the massive poop/shit stains all over your bathroom.

7:30am -- Numbuh 2 finally wakes up and tastes a combination of pukey poop and eats it.

7:31am -- Numbuh 2 thinks he can fly, so he jumps out the windows and crashes on your lawn.

8:03am -- You go to Taco Bell again.

8:04am -- You realize that the line's too damn long and instead go to McShits's.

Luckily, no one was hurt (or died) in the making and consumption of the taco, but Numbuh 2 smelled like dog shit and puke for weeks and your dog kept on pooping on the carpet every 20 minutes after he last pooped.