100 Way to Annoy Isabella


 * 1) If your a girl, marry Phineas. Then die.
 * 2) Bonus if you're Candace or Ferb
 * 3) If you are a boy, marry Isabella. You would love this.
 * 4) Brag about a patch that Isabella doesn't have.
 * 5) Introduce her to Bessie from Mighty B! and tell her that Bessie has more patches the Isabella.
 * 6) Bust Phineas and Ferb. Candace would love you.
 * 7) Make her think you like Phineas, then proceed to die a horrible painful death.
 * 8) Constantly remind her of her thinking Candace like Phineas.
 * 9) If you're a boy, beat her at sports.
 * 10) Tell her Buford challenges her to a foosball game. A giant foosball game. With a fruit round.
 * 11) Say "Whatcha doin'?" to Phineas. DON'T TRY IT; IT'S SCHMUCK BAIT!
 * 12) Get 50 patches in a day just to see a concert then keep rubbing it in her face like you WANTED to get 50 patches in a day. Seriously, doing this is dangerous, don't do it.
 * 13) Get mistaken for her, especially by Phineas.
 * 14) Handcuff her to Irving and hide the key.
 * 15) Hook her up with someone who isn't Phineas. She gets pissed off.
 * 16) Don't answer her when she asks you "Whatcha doin?" It's annoying for you.
 * 17) Take her to Paris and completely ignore her.
 * 18) Take her on a romantic cruise that's not really for you and her. Are you Phineas?
 * 19) Lie to her. Don't let her know. Ever.
 * 20) Tell Irving she has a crush on him, Then tell Isabella you told Irving, you will be neutered.
 * 21) Steal her pink bow and destroy it. Death trap.
 * 22) Kidnap her parents or just her mother. Her father's is already gone.
 * 23) Poke her stomach repeatally. She'll stab you in the stomach.
 * 24) Pull her hair then shave your hair.
 * 25) Say you hate unicorns, rainbows and romance.
 * 26) Say that you can build something WAY better than anything Phineas and Ferb can.