The Canonical List of Ways to Kill Barney the Dinosaur


 * 1) Let him do the work.
 * 2) Shotgun
 * 3) make him watch his own show
 * 4) tell him hes the only one learning
 * 5) throw a rock at him say extinct
 * 6) ask wheres his other dinosaur friends are
 * 7) tell john cena barney can see him
 * 8) tell batman hes bane in disguise
 * 9) 2 by 4
 * 10) tell the rock that barney wants to be to rock bottomed