Irkian Empire

The Irkian Empire is an empire on the planet Irk. They also are currently fighting the almighty Overlord Ren Höek.

History
About 10 million years before the beginning of time, God created Invaders a.k.a. The Irkian Empire's founding fathers (and mothers, the ones that are married). At the beginning of time, God decide to create planets in the universe, with his put them on. About 3 billion B.C., the bactrica (so simple, they watched Mickey Mouse in silent and colorless TVs) where born on the earth. The invaders decide to kick Zim of the planet to Earth, with a crazy, waffle loving idiot robot named GIR (no idea what the "G" means). In 2002, Zim met Dib, an insane wierdo who needs to be push of Mt. Everest.

Invaders

 * Invader Atom - The guy is about alot smaller than a grain of sand.
 * Invader Abby - I thought it was Abbi.
 * Invader Bomb -
 * Invader Bee - Please don't sting me!
 * Invader Bill Nye the Science Guy - The Invader of Science!
 * Invader Cat - Meow.
 * Invader Cheese - I don't want to go to the mouse planet!
 * Invader Duty -
 * Invader Earth - That's Zim's planet?
 * Invader Fart - AAAHHHGGG!!!!!
 * Invader Firing - I QUIT!
 * Invader Gasoline - He needs a planet without the smoke in the air.
 * Invader Garfield -
 * Invader Invader - He must be a two-headed Irkian.
 * Invader Ice - PLANET? I'm on Pluto!
 * Invader Issac Newton - Did he have apples fall on him?
 * Invader LOL - U R?
 * Invader Mom - Do your chores!
 * Invader Mime -
 * Invader Map - I'm the MAP!
 * Invader Nothing - Where is he?
 * Invader Nutcase - He has mental issues.
 * Invader Oh - Oh, now I get it.
 * Invader Onomatopoeia - Onomata-what?
 * Invader Obama - My fellow Irkians...
 * Invader Pee - You should live in the toilet, not a carpet.
 * Invader PC - Irkians have Windows 7.
 * Invader Pooper - Invader Pee forgot his friend...
 * Invader Question - Why do I have to be the invader of that planet?
 * Invader Ren -
 * Invader Read - Bookworms are more better than earthworms.
 * Invader Rhyme - I need more time, so I can rhyme.
 * Invader Saturn - Rings are dust, not gold.
 * Invader Sight - I can see Austraila from Pluto!
 * Invader Slow - IIIII...aaammm...ccoommmiiinnnggg.
 * Invader Tree - Grow faster!
 * Invader Truck - I like trucking about the galaxy!
 * Invader Thousand - HOW MANY?!?!?
 * Invader Un - The backwards version?
 * Invader Van - Better than spaceships.
 * Invader Who? - WHO? WHO? WHO? WHAT? WHO? WHO?
 * Invader Water - I want it in a cup.
 * Invader Woohoo - WOOHOO!
 * Invader X - X is the least used letter, behind Z and Q.
 * Invader You - You? How did you get there?
 * Invader Yale - You need to be smart? I thought I had an IQ of 500!
 * Invader Zap - OW.
 * Invader Zim - QUIET!
 * Invader Zzzzzz - Sleeping on the job?

Differences between Humans
Irkians and Terraian Humans are different in lots of ways: Irkians need to get out more, and Humans need to read books and watch educational TV (Not the little kids educational shows).
 * 1) Humans are taller than the invader Irkians.
 * 2) Humans have hair.
 * 3) Irkians have red eyes and are green.
 * 4) Humans don't have spaceships that go faster than the speed of light, excluding Mexicans. They have Tacketos (Taco Rockets)
 * 5) Humans have Facebook, while Irkians only have MySpace.
 * 6) Irkians can blow up planets, while Humans only can blow up Mercury. HAHA! Writer: I'm sad now.
 * 7) Humans have Tacos (thanks again Mexicans), and Irkians only have Taco Bell tacos (they take up 12 hours of pooping, 11 hours of invading and 1 hour of watching Seinfeld)
 * 8) Humans have night, while Irkians don't sleep.
 * 9) Humans have animals, plants, and other living things that humans don't care about, while the Irkians have SIRs that eat waffles like GIR.
 * 10) Humans have the internet, while Irkians have instant video that would take hundreds of years at light speed to the Invader planet, only for it to come in two seconds. OK, one and a half.