Dragon Tales

Dragon Tales is an odd, psychotic, television show that parents call "a children educational show", but is nothing but fire-loving dragons who are friends with psychotic children.

Characters

 * Emma "Emmy" Rosita Sanchez - Emmy is a know-it-all who says "definitely" all the time, even though she doesn't know what it means. She also once slapped Max when Max tried to push her off Mount Everest. She also once 1,200 emmies for being Emmy.
 * Maxwell "Max"  Orlando Sanchez - Max is a hyperactive boy who was once a kangaroo, but was turned into a human by Emmy. Max shits his pants alot, so when he does, he poops on the dragons. He also once married Barney the Dinosaur and Miranda Cosgrove. What a butthead.
 * Mexican Guy - Mexican Guy is an illegal immigrant from Mexico, who was found by Max, when he was in Mexico, selling drugs. People say he's from Columbia, but that country was taken over by Brazil. Mexican Guy eats tacos all time, and shares them with the dragons. He also once made out with Emmy, on-screen, and the dragons burned him.
 * Ord Godzilla - Ord is a fat, blue dragon fatass who likes to eat EVERYTHING. He once tried to eat Max, but barfed him up. He also ate many, many toilets from his school. He loves to eat dragons and is very annoying. Ord is also is too fat to fly. Ord is scared of mostly anything, like the dark, monkeys, Micheal Jackson, etc. He once burned down his house, when he ate hot salsa. He also is the only funny character in the show. He also poops in Max's mailbox every Tuesday.
 * Zachary (Zak) and Wheeslebutt (Wheezie) Hatelover - Zak is a stuck-up dragon who hates Wheezie, and secretly hates music. He also once punched Wheezie for burning his bed. Wheezie is a crazy, meth-loving psychopath who loves to annoy Zak. She has once taken 100 pounds of meth and then shot the President of Mexico. She loves to play trumpet (or saxophone) and loves saying "LOVE IT".
 * Cassle "Cassie" Pinkshoe - Cassie is a shy, book-loving nerd who is pink. Guess who hates her. Cassie loves Zak, and wants to marry him, but Wheezie hates having her brother being married. Cassie also has a brother who sucks. Cassie also is a giant anus.
 * Quzzle Manpuppet - Quzzle is an perverted old guy who listens to crappy old mexican music on his record. He also is the dragons's teacher, and gives them 10 years worth of homework due in 10 seconds after he gives them to him. He also loves little boys and girls a little too much. He also loves Mexico, and like Mexican Guy, he eats tacos alot. He also likes watching dragon porn.
 * Barney the Dragonsaur - Barney is a child-loving monster, who once kissed Max. Barney has taken down Godzilla and King Kong by eating their legs. Barney is also Ord's father, because Barney had sex with his mother, who is HUGE!
 * The Orange Dragon in the Wheelchair aka Handidragon - Handidragon is a handicapped dragon who can't fly. He loves sitcoms like Seinfeld and The Nanny.
 * Moar Krabs - Moar Krabs lives in a cave and wants everyone to give him more stuff.
 * The other characters suck.

Ord's Dick
Ord wants a bigger dick. So he ties his dick to a string and ties the other end of the string to a car. Max drives full speed, and Ord's dick comes off. Ord then goes to the doctor and tells them to put his dick back on. They succeed, but Ord's dick is on his chest. They redo the operation, and his dick is in the right place, but his testicles are on his chin. They put his testicles back to where they should be. His dick is now twice as big.

Max on the Internet
Max goes on the internet and watches porn. He then goes to Wikipedia and vandalizes the Barney the Dinosaur page. Then he updates her Facebook page, saying "I love sekz". He then goes on eBay and orders the Chupacabra and puts it in Emmy's bed. He then tries to watch a YouTube video, buts gets a virus. Then he throws the computer out the window. After that, he gets a new computer and starts watching a YouTube video about cats.

Taking Over Viacom
Max starts watching The Angry Beavers, only to realise that The Angry Beavers was cancelled. So then Max, with Emmy, steals a car and travels to California, to the Viacom headquarters. They find Sumner Redstone and kill him, throwing his body in the Atlantic Ocean. They also kill Philippe Dauman. They then becomes the heads of Viacom, and brings back 1990s Nickelodeon. Max then buys Disney in a gambling game. Viacom goes bankrupt and loses the companies bought and Emmy and Max gets fire. They sue Viacom and loses. Then the exectives of Viacom elect Sumner Redstone, who came back to live by Chuck Norris, to be the head of Viacom. At the end, Max sues Google, for YouTube removing his YouTube account.

There's more episodes, but I don't want to write them all down.