Timeline

The universe timeline.

In the beginning there was nothing - nothing, that is, except for God. Anyways, God, deciding that nothing was boring. So then he started history.
 * But where did I come from?
 * God has always been there.
 * But how did I-
 * Shut up.
 * No you!
 * Don't ask questions.

Infinity B.C. - Beginning of Time
∞ B.C. - God invents creation. PARADOX!

1 second after the previous event - Chuck Norris is born.

Googol B.C. - Google Inc. is founded.

1043 B.C. - The word becomes the bird.

1022 B.C - Your mom jokes are invented.

13 years before the big bang - God creates colors.

2 seconds before the big bang - Bender, Prof. Farnsworth and Fry go back in time to see the Big Bang.

Beginning of Time - 1,000,000 B.C.
13.7 Billion B.C. - Big Bang; the universe is created. And God has a beer with Chuck Norris, Bill Gates, Weegee, Eviki and The DirecTV OK Button.

10–43 seconds after the Big Bang - Gravity is created

10–12 seconds after the Big Bang - Light is created (LET THERE BE LIGHT!)

1 second after the Big Bang - Quarks and Fecesrons are created.

10 seconds after the Big Bang - Protons (Or Protozoatons) are created.

15 seconds after the Big Bang - Bill Gates makes Windows 0.

16 years after the Big Bang - The universe gets a driver's licenses and gets a new car.

377,000 years after the Big Bang - Hydrogen and Heilum are created.

150 million years after the Big Bang - Quazars (I misspelled it wrong) are formed.

12 Billion B.C. - The first gas of hot matter of Hydrogen and Heilum (stars, not gas.) are created

5 billion B.C. - The earth, sun and solar system are formed.

4.2 billion B.C. - The moon is formed by a huge hunk of cheese crashing into the earth.

3.5 billion B.C. - The first life forms, bacteria and some more bacteria.

3,499,999,999 B.C - The bacteria celebrate their first year on Earth.

560,000,000 B.C. - Bill Gates makes Windows X560

265,000,000 B.C. - Dinosaurs appear.

65,000,000 B.C. - Dinosaurs die because Peter Griffin touched himself.

30,000,000 B.C. - The first cat is born.

4,000,000 B.C. - Chuck Norris sends humans to earth and kicks one for being gay.

1,000,000 B.C - 1 B.C.
300,000 B.C. - Me caveman make bright hot thing that cooks foods. (Cavemen discover fire)

60,000 B.C. - Caveren Hoek (Ren Hoek's 1,500,000th great-grandfather) is born.

59,985 B.C. - Caveren makes the first civilization, The Evil Hoek Land.

59, 968 B.C. - Caveren makes the first TV (a combination of metal and rock, lots and lots of rock), which was buried underground for 59, 000 years.

59, 921 B.C. - Caveren dies.

23, 080 B.C - The Ice Age.

23, 079 B.C. - Mammoths and Saber-Tooth Tigers are born since they like the ice age, or something.

19, 054 B.C. - The Ice Age ends

7, 000 B.C - The earliest civilization (excluding Caveren's civilzation), is created near the Middle East

4,000 B.C. - Stuff like writing and the wheel is created.

2,550 B.C. - The Great Pyramid of Giza is finally finished! The toutists have been waiting almost 2,000 years for it to open.

1,000 B.C. - The first calender with french fries on them are created.

200 B.C. - The Great Wall of China is built.

150 B.C. - The Greater Wall of China is built.

1 B.C - Jesus Time

1 AD - 1000 AD
1 AD - The years are created going up now.

π AD - Pi is invented.

4 AD - Awesome is created (4 is the awesome number)

5 AD - Times celebrates the fifth year of increased years.

12 AD - The first housecat is taken by a family with 87 cows.

50 AD - The people are making maps, without the direction West. West wasn't invented yet.

54 AD - West is invented.

123 AD - Counting is invented, a good year for it.

333 AD - More ironic.

400 AD - The mayans disappear into nothingness

767 AD - Paper is created. No more drawing on walls.

999 AD - People are wondering if the year will go to 101010.

1000 - 1500
1097 - Vikings go to Greenland.

1200 - Kings, Queens, Knights and Dragons are created.

1230 - A guy destorys a dragon.

1263 - Another guy destorys another dragon.

1302 - Anoth- you know what will happen.

1330 - The King (that guy from Youtube Poop who says Dinner) stops people from destorying dragons.

1337 - Leet.

1390 - Medevil is banished from the kingdom of Europe.

1450 - Optic glasses are invented. I know you can't see the text, glassless

1492 - Columbus discovers America. India is East.

1500 - 1899
1540 - The painting with the Lisa person girl in it is created.

1590 - Mexico is discovered by spanish people and donkeys.

1607 - Jamestown is settled in America.

1623 - Ren's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, Eddy Hoek, is born and discovers Themium.

1680 - Monkeys are shipped to Antarctica.

1750 - America hates England.

1776 - America is created, and likes England.

1787 - The first state, Delaware is created.

1803 - Louis and Clark discover the Pacific Ocean. The ocean is very large, but needed Americans.

1868 - Civil War

1878 - The first telephone is created.

1882 - Television is finally invented!!! After Caveren buried it, the TV was lost. But TV is FINALLY, I mean FINALLY, invented!!! YES!

1888 - The first film is created. In England. And it's two seconds.

1895 - The pioneers are west now.

1900 - 2000
1900 - The first modern year.

1904 - The first airplane is created. We are birds!

1914 - World War I starts.

1919 - The first Felix the Cat cartoon is created.

1924 - World War I ends.

1929 - The Great Depression starts.

1937 - The money is back!!!

1940 - World War II!

1941 - Tomcats chase mice.

1947 - World War II ends.

1948 - Ren's parents are born.

1950 - Animation meets TV.

1957 - Sputnik 1 goes into space.

1959 - Alaska and Hawaii are states.

1960 - Photos and movies go into color.

1961 - Puerto Rico becomes the 51st state.

1963 - The Jetson are on TV. When is the future going to come?

1969 - Man steps on the moon. One step for mankind.

1972 - Disco is invented.

1978 - Garfield is born a fat cat.

1979 - Nickelodeon is invented.

1982 - Cats become widespreaded.

1982 - Shayna Rose is born.

1986 - Terraforming is invented.

1991 - Ren Hoek is born, along with his show.

1992 - The Ren Motherland is created.

1996 - Ren's show is cancelled

1998 - He married Eviki.

1999 - Ren Jr. is born.

1999 - The YK2 is prevented.

1999 - Ren destorys Austraila.

2000 - Present
2000 - The first robot is invented.

2000 - Lumpy is born.

2001 - Oprah becomes the 2nd most known person, after Shayna Rose.

2002 - Spongebob becomes funny.

2003 - All youth cartoons (exluding Spongebob, Rugrats, Kenny the Shark and The Timer the Cheese Guy Show) become horrible.

2004 - Rugrats is cancelled.

2005 - Micheal Jackson rapes 22,000 children.

2006 - Lumpy becomes famous.

2007 - Do'h becomes a word.

2008 - The element Renium is discovered by Ren Hoek.

2009 - Regular Show becomes one of the only good shows after 2003.

2010 - Lumpy Wins!

2011 - Must Love Cats starts airring.

Present - 10000
2050 - Shayna Rose adopts a dog.

2200 - Zoidberg's people come to earth.

2208 - Scientists increase the speed of light.

2256 - Donkey Kong is named Ass Kong.

2300 - American Express ceases to exist.

2336 - Cats invent Humannip.

2400 - VISA ceast to exist.

2620 - Uranus becomes Urectum.

2650 - Urectum becomes Urmom.

2860 -Super HD is invented.

2993 - Bender is born, and goes back to 1993 and relives 1000 years before him.

3000 - Bender becomes 100% more greater then he was.

3005 - Ren's body is restored.

3011 - The Playstation 555 is released.

4679 - The world becomes very futuristic.

5000 - The earth is 20000 times more advanced then in 2010.

9999 - The humans prepare for YK10

10000 - 1,000,000,000
15000 - The second coming of Jesus Christ.

13370 - Leeto becomes a word and a crime.

30000 - Lender is created.

31400 - Pi beccomes a whole number.

76656 - The earth is taken over by aliens.

76890 - Humanity is 60% wiped out.

76924 - The aliens destory themselves.

76924 - Most of humanity is send to space.

79347 - The humans on earth live in caves.

80567 - Humans come back to earth and the cavedwellers come back out of caves.

105105 - Along with an ongoing ice age, humans are more civilised again, using laser weaponry.

252525 - A medieval-like era is ongoing, with the King's descendant being the king.

351120 - Earth is covered in water with huge sea monsters, such as the Bloodthirsty Shrimp and the Sea Ren.

438070 - The earth's continents become what they look live in 2011.

789000 - Hyper HD is invented.

1000000 - Giraffes become Earth's leaders

1000000 ½ - Mankind is enslaved by Giraffes.

2300000 - Giraffes are killed by humans.

5000005 - Bender is hit by a bat.

10000000 - Humanity fights a losing war against the robots, that they unknowingly of the coming terror had constructed to make their lives easier.

15000000 - Robots lose.

23000000 - Elephants become extinct.

45155246 - Oak trees and walnut trees go to war on each other.

45155249 - Walnut trees win the war.

50000000 - Earth is covered with sand and water.

670000000 - Cats become smart enough to figure out algebra.

700980022 - Earth is polluted and humans leave, as the earth is a barrien wasteland of ruins.

900000000 - Saturn gets another ring.

1000000000 - End of Time
1730900000 AD - Earth becomes a very dry barrien desert, with all of life gone.

2 billion AD - The Planstation 843356565 is released.

4 billion AD - Earth is destoryed by the sun.

12 billion AD - The galaxy loses half it's stars.

89 billion AD - The galaxy is sucked by a black hole.

346 billion AD - Half of the universe's matter is sucked by black holes.

1 quadillion AD - Black Holes are sucked up by bigger black holes. Impossible? Nah.

3 quadillion AD - The bigger black holes are sucked up by the Super Black Holes, the black hole heroes.

10 quadillion AD - The Super Black Holes suck up the last of the black holes.

130 quadillion AD - The Super Black Holes fight about the universe being destroyed.

Thirty seconds after the last event - God sees the Super Black Holes and seprates the Super Black Holes for 20 minutes.

1 quintillion AD - The Super Black Holes accendently suck up radiation, but realize there's no power plants.

12 quintillion AD - The universe deforms.

205 septillion AD - Gravity tears apart protons.

4 octillion AD - The Super Black Holes notice the universe deforming, and try to stop it.

12 octillion AD - The Super Black Holes evaporate, when the universe becomes extremely hot. Sad.

450 nonillion AD - Quarks defuse and evaporate

600 decillion AD - Quarks become destroyed.

945 tredecillion AD - The universe's temperature rises to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees.

1 googol AD - The universe becomes deformed and starts to collapse.

1 googolplex AD - The universe collapses into singularity; the End of Time.

End of the End of Forever - All of pi is discovered

End of the End of Forever, and a Day - Friendship ends.

∞ A.D. - God kills Satan.