Canada

Canada (or Canadiana, Hockeyland, Land of Eh, The Leaf, America's Hat, Not Mexico, or Caribou Land) is the country north of the USA. Canada is home to hockey, caribou, leaves, and Canadian Bacon.

Info
Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world, after the Russian USSR. Canada is also America's hat, like Mexico is America's pants.

Hockey
Hockey is the national sport of Canada. Hockey was invented by a canadian guy, who was bored and found a puck to slide across the ice.

The sport is played by:


 * Stephan Harper


 * Caribou


 * People who are maple syrup fans


 * YTV producers


 * Moose


 * Jacks


 * Canadian cats


 * Ice Lizards


 * Eskimos


 * Canadian NASA

People
Canada is a forest with cities in the south and snow in the north. Hockey players are found in cities, on hockey rinks, playing hockey. Most stores sell Canadian Bacon and Maple Syrup. There are lots of beavers and caribou in Canada that live in forests. Caribou also live with beavers who live in ice dams, and eat wood, even though caribou eat canadians.

Facts
Canada once owned Greenland, until Denmark took it.