Benson the Gumball Machine

GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKIN' FIRED!!!!!

Quotes

 * No, you fucking don't! You're fucking not fucking getting that motherfucking chair! But here's fucking what you do fucking get. You fucking get to fucking fuck that fucking cart back fucking over, you're fucking that fucking fuckchair away, and then you're fucking cleaning up this fucking whole fucking SHIT!!! Pops, you're fucking with me. And you two fucking jackasses, if this fucking isn't fucking fucked when I fucking get fucking back, YOU'RE FUCKING FUCKED IN YOUR FUCKING FUCKHOLES!!!!! (in "Pilot")
 * FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in "The Power")
 * THE $40 YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD SHIT!!! I KNOW YOU STILL GOT IT! Now, give it back. NOW CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!! (in "The Power")
 * I can't believe you two idiots let those unicorns in here. You two jackasses have better get this shit cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU FUCKING THAT CART!!! (in "The Unicorns Have Got To Go")
 * No, you won't! YOU BE NICE TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BROTHER OR YOU'RE FUCKING FUCKED!! (in "Don")
 * WHAT?!?!? GO GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!! (in "Don")
 * YOOOOOUUU! YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS! That's the last time I entrust you with something important, LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAIRS!!! But you are going to be cleaning up this mess, and you can start by sweeping up the FUCKING SHITTY ENTERTAINMENT!! (in "Just Set Up The Chairs")
 * GOOD FUCKING LUCK MAKING YOUR FUCKING SHITTY PRANK CALLS NOW!!! (in "Prank Callers")
 * I WISH YOU WOULD FUCKING DIE!!!!!! (in "Prank Callers")
 * I'll fucking take that. (in "Prank Callers" and "Appreciation Day")
 * I don't know what's been going on here or why you two jackasses have my motherfucking book, so you better clean this mess starting now OR YOUR BOTH FUCKED!!!!!! (in "Appreciation Day")
 * What are you fucking doing? I fucking asked you to fucking wash the fucking car fucking twenty fucking minutes ago! I fucking can't trust you fucking guys to fucking do fucking anything! (in "Peeps")
 * FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK NOW!!! (in "Peeps")
 * HEY SUSAN, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!! (in "Benson Be Gone")
 * I'm the only one around here who shits and fucks. So if you really don't want to do your own fucking job, I'd be glad to fuck you. Otherwise, you're on shit duty for the next THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!! FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE! (in "Temp Check")
 * Why the fuck are you guys yelling "hummus"? (in "Party Pete")
 * Holy fucking shit crap! (in "Mordecai and the Rigbys")
 * Seven dollars! We almost died for FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS!?! (in "But I Have a Receipt ")
 * I DON'T FEEL LIKE FUCKING NOW! OK! (in "Benson Be Gone")
 * Actually sir, my name is Benson. (in "Dizzy")
 * No more chances. I'm sending you to the nursery to pick-up another lemon tree. If you screw-up again, I'll have Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost supervise the next job. And the next job. And the next. GET IT!?!?! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!! (in "My Mom")
 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SHIT?! This is your shitwich, huh? Then how come it says 'Benson' on the bag?! STOP FUCKING!! NO, HE DIDN'T BUY IT!! Now get off your lazy asses, and GO GET ME ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING GRILLED FUCK CHEESE FUCKING DELUXE FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!!!!!! (in "Grilled Cheese Deluxe")
 * GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in "Ringtone")
 * FUCKING FUCKTARDS FUCKING FUCKHOLES FUCKED BY FUCKERS WHO FUCK FUCKFACES ON FUCKY FUCKS IN FUCKLANDS!!!!! (in "Fuck")
 * STOP SINGING OR YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!!!!!! (In "Grave Sights")
 * DOES THAT ONE GET?! BECAUSE SOMETIMES I FUCKING WONDER! (in "Really Real Wrestling")
 * I knew it! I had a sick feeling so I came to fuck on you, and I KNEW IT!! NO, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED; THAT'S IT!!! NO, I TOLD YOU GUYS, BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO FUCKING LISTEN!!!! This is your last warning. (also in "Really Real Wrestling")
 * Skips! Skips! I am your bitch! And as your boss, I order you to fuck me. (in "Over the Top")
 * I thought about what you guys said earlier and so I came to give you the fucks you wanted. But now that I'm covered in brain shit, I realize my mistake! You wanna waste your lives playing video games, then fine!! I RESPECT YOUR FUCKING DECISION!! JUST DON"T DO IT ON MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME EVER AGAIN!!!!!! (in "High Score")
 * I don't care!! Just find some to take care of these ducks, and get back to work OR YOU'RE FUCKED!!!!! (in "A Bunch of Baby Ducks")
 * We already went over this, Pops. You pay taxes with money, not lollifucks. (in "Don")
 * I knew those guys were special! (in "The Night Owl")
 * Mordecai, Rigby, get downstairs right now clean up this shit you made or I'm going to fuck... (in "More Smarter")
 * If you don't stop fucking around and clean up this shit now, I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!!!!!!! (also in "More Smarter")
 * Better get started or it's coming out of your payfucks. (also in "More Smarter")
 * "We're fucked." (in "Dizzy")
 * FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!