Talking Panties

Talking Panties that are EVIL!!

How do they attack the victims?
Simple. They give men the hugest erection in their lives, making the men's penises explode and become covered head-to-toe in semen, like Randy Marsh.

This is horrible. Though, it's not to Quagmire.

Bio
Over 30 million of them, they usually live in the Pacific states of the United States, Florida and Japan.

Signs
Here's how you know if the panties are talking panties:
 * Sam Puckett wants to kill herself.
 * The panties talk.
 * The panties make men go crazy with sex.
 * Quagmire penis grows 300 miles long.
 * They want to kill bill.

OH MY GOD, TALKING PANTIES!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!