Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends is an academy award-winning show about cute furry animals resembling Carebears who do stupid things and get horribly mutilated and killed as a result. It can be seen on the internet and sometimes on TV, where it has given nightmares to thousands of unsuspecting little kids. Tree friends are famous for their ability of suffering horrible bloody deaths and magically coming back to life for the next episode, similar to Kenny McCormick.

Description
A typical tree friend is cute, small, and furry. Most are known to have heart-shaped noses, buck teeth, pacman eyes, mitten hands, and boot-shaped feet. The only tree friend who does not have any of these traits is Lumpy, who is completely different compared to other tree friends. Tree friends also have the ability to speak. Unfortunately, whatever they say comes out as squeaky voices and gibberish. Sometimes they can say actual English words (including swear words), but you have to listen carefully. Perhaps the most amazing feature of a tree friend is its ability to rise from the dead (sure, Lazarus did it. But he can only do it once). Most die quite frequently, while a few rarely die at all. The usual cause of death for tree friends is their stupidity and their knack for doing dangerous things that you they no chance of surviving.

Popularity
Happy Tree Friends was created by Mondo Mini Shows. It all started when they wanted to make a documentary about cute furry singing animals that live in the forest. Eventually, they came across several tree friends playing on a merry-go-round. Everything went well for the first few minutes of filming, then the bloodbath started. Mondo said "this is not what we wanted at all...it's way better!". Since then, Mondo has made many more documentaries depicting the gory everyday life of the tree friends and posting them into Youtube and stuff. Not only has the show won many awards, but it has also gained a large amount of fans. The show has become such a phenomenon that many fans have created their own Happy Tree Friends characters. Happy Tree Friends has also earned millions of dollars with merchandise, including stuffed toys, costumes, video games, and a TV series.

Characters
This is a list of primary and secondary characters in Happy Tree Friends. Many characters have unique appearances but still have the common traits. They also have different ways of getting killed. Some characters are real and others have been made by fans of the show.

Main characters
Cocaine "Cuddles": A yellow rabbit who is the mascot of the show. He wears pink slippers, his favorite color is pink, and he is sometimes mistaken to be a girl. But he is also a big fan of Jackass. This has inspired him to perform many dangerous stunts, which usually end with him getting seriously p'wned. In one episode, Cuddles swims in a lake regardless of a sign that says no swimming. As a result, he gets crushed by a whale. Cuddles is the mascot of the show, even though he has the highest number of deaths and dies in almost every episode he appears in. His deaths normally involve him getting hit in the crotch. Cuddles also has a crush on Giggles but they never actually kissed yet.

Giggles: A pink chipmunk with no tail. She wears a red bow on her head and is usually seen frolicking through the flowers, looking at butterflies and birds, and other girly stuff. However, she is also a real Biaatch. She is mainly in love with Cuddles, but has dated other characters too. What a prostitute! She is friends with Petunia, Toothy, and Lumpy. She hates Disco Bear, Lifty, and Shifty.

Toothinator: A purple beaver with massively-huge buck teeth (hence his name) and freckles. Other than that, he does not have much of a personality and is the loser of the Tree friend world. He is usually sent to fill in the role of getting killed when the other characters don't feel like it. Most of his deaths involve something happening to his left eye, like this one episode where he gets his eye pulled out by a lollipop. He is also a horrible dentist (just see what he does to Nutty)!

R.S. Lumpy Hole: A blue moose who is looks completely different compared to other tree friends. He is taller than the other characters and does not have a heart-shaped nose. He seems to be resemble Bullwinkle. Lumpy is a moron and possibly the biggest retard ever known. Lumpy got kicked out of Harvard while Patrick Star graduated and became a wumboligist. Lumpy later got a job as one of the characters on Happy Tree Friends. He has appeared more times in the show than any other character and is one of the few characters who rarely dies. He kills a lot of people due to his retardedness. He even kills himself sometimes. Still, he gets a variety of occupations on the show. Many people just feel sorry for this poor retarded moose and like giving him more chances. He is the most famous on the show, and has earned a TV show,along with Ben, a woodchuck. He likes cheesecake and lettuce.He lives in a trashy trailer, with his brother, Bumpy, who is as dumb as Lumpy.

Petunia: An blue emo skunk with a flower on her head. She is a clean character who hates getting dirty and goes Ape Shit Crazy if she sees the slightest bit of dirt. She takes, like, five showers a day or something. In one episode, she got really filthy and her shower and sinks weren't working. So she actually skinned herself with a freakin' potato peeler just to get the junk off her body. And that's what you get when you put a carebear, a neat freak, and an emo together. Her best friend is Giggles.

Handy: An orange beaver with amputated arms. He lost his arms one day in an arguement with Saddam Hussein. Handy gave him the finger and, as usual Middle Eastern custom, he chopped his arms off with a big sword. Handy is known for being grumpy when he fails to do something that requires arms. How he is able to create buildings and drive a car is a mystery, but he is no longer able to brush his teeth or turn on his shower. This has made it nearly impossible for Handy to find love. Tough in one episode, Petunia loses her arms and falls in love with Handy. In the next episode, she got her arms back while Handy somehow stayed an amputee.

Sniffles: A nerdy blue anteater who wears glasses with tape and a pocket protector. He is the biggest failure in history. He seems to be very intelligent and has built a variety of inventions, though he is actually just as stupid as the other tree friends. His inventions usually lead to his death and other characters' deaths. Also, despite being an anteater, he is not even able to eat ants. Every time he tries to eat ants, the ants somehow strike back and sadistically torture, huff, and kill him. Sniffles usually dies the most painful deaths in the show, because he deserves it. He also bears a resemblance to Milhouse.

Ron "Nutty" J. Nutjob: A crazy green squirrel who is addicted to candy and crack. He has a lazy eye and has candy stuck all over his body. What else? He laughs almost all the time (even when he dies). If Nutty doesn't get his beloved crack-candy, he goes Bat Fuck Insane, laughs and cries hysterically, screams loudly, and gets a seizure. Nutty is notorious for stealing candy from children and eating children who dress up as candy (this once happened when Sniffles dressed up as a candy cane).

Pop & Cub: Pop is a teddy bear who is a horrible parent to his son, Cub. Besides giving his son bad examples such as smoking, talking to strangers, and driving drunk, he also ignores Cub and doesn't notice anything until he's dead. Unlike Cub, Pop rarely dies (but thankfully, he still dies). His wife left him with Cub so she could go to Vegas and be with another bear instead of having to put up with her dumbass husband. Pop also has two brothers named Snap and Crackle.

Russell: A turquoise sea otter who mentally thinks he's a pirate. He has peg legs, a hook hand, an eye patch, a pirate hat, says "yarr" a lot, and lives in some sort of pirate ship in a tree. Unlike usual pirates who plunder ships and steal treasure, Russell swims in the ocean and eats clams all day long. He once met Spongebob, who got pretty upset because he saw some weirdo dressed as a pirate instead of an actual pirate. In fact, Russell is hated by every aquatic animal and gets p'wned by them every time he sets foot into the water. He was even eaten by his pet piranha once.

Flaky: A red porcupine with dandruff. He, or she, or whatever it is, has been long debated in gender. Not even out best scientists have been able to figure out whether Flaky is a girl or a boy. Flaky is known for being a coward and is scared of almost everything it sees, in one episode it was afraid of baby chickens. Flaky's cowardice is likely due to being sxually abused as a child by Big Bird.

Testikulz: Not an actual character.

The Mole: A purple blind mole without an actual name. He wears sunglasses and a turtleneck. As a regular gag, he accidentally kills other characters and uses their body parts as everyday objects without even knowing it. The Mole even drives. It is shown that approximately 46% of all car accidents are caused by blind drivers like The Mole. The only thing worse than a blind driver is a drunk blind driver. Thankfully, The Mole doesn't drink.

Mime: A purple deer who was dropped on his head as a child. As a result, he now mentally thinks he is a mime. Like all creepy mimes, he doesn't talk, he pretends to be this retard stuck in an invisible box, and goes around terrorizing little kids at the circus. And how does Mime not scream when he dies?

Disco Bear: A pedophile who is mentally stuck in the 1970's. He stole the Kool-Aid Man's catchphrase by saying "Oh, yeah" a lot. He is well known for trying to have sex with girls, even locking Petunia in his car once. The only good thing about Disco Bear is that he has the funniest scream you'll ever hear. "Yeeeaaaaugh"!

Lifty & Shifty: Two green raccoons who are identical twins (except Shifty wears a hat). They are master thieves who enjoy stealing from other people. They can't share, which usually leads to their deaths. They usually make an annoying grin and snicker before they commit their crimes. In the past years, they have stolen Money, Gold, small children, kittens, and dead bodies, among other despicable crimes such as carjacking, rape, sneaking into your house, and deleting your Wikipedia articles while you sleep. Thankfully, they die in just about every episode they appear in.

Cro-Marmot: A green Marmot who has been frozen in a block of ice for a million years, but is somehow able to drive an ice cream truck. He is one of the few characters who rarely dies. He was frozen due to an unspeakable crime and must never be thawed out of his icy prison or all the bad cavemen could break out of hell riding demonic raptors. That's why Cro-Marmot is always kept in cold places.

Flippy: A green bear who wears a camo suit and dog tags. He is the 2nd most famous Happy Tree Friends, partly because of the fact that he once served in the Vietnam War and took down Dr. Robotnick with his bare hands. Now, every time he hears/sees something that reminds him of war, he has flashbacks and then gets freaky yellow eyes and sharp teeth, and starts killing everyone around him. Flippy is so popular, that many people only watch episodes where he appears (and there are very few of them). He was recently called to serve his duties in Afghanistan. Science has shown that Chuck Norris is the only living thing that can take down Flippy in a fight.

Tweedldee the Wonder Dummy: A blue flying squirrel with super strength and laser eyes. Unfortunately, he's not what you call Superman. He is a horrible superhero who only makes things worse when he tries to save someone. I'd rather take my chances with Raptors with Chainsaws than have Tweedldee rescue me. The worst part is that he hardly ever dies at all. He only had one death in the whole series (though it was pretty disgusting). It involved him inhaling this drug called Kryptosomething, his only weakness. Everytime he gets close to it, he vomits like crazy. Who wants clam chowder?

Lammy & Mr. Pickels: They were new characters who were voted into the show and defeated the other new character, Truffles. Lammy is a lavender sheep who has no friends except an imaginary pickle with a top hat and moustache. Little does she know, the pickle is actually working for Dark Lord Potatochip. The pickle goes around killing random characters and making it look like Lammy did it. When Lammy tries to tell someone the pickle did it, they think she's crazy. And they're right.

Secondary characters
Buddhist Monkey: Some guy who kicks ninja ass each and every day. He is the one of the only characters who has never died. He was originally going to be one of the main characters, but was taken out because he was too Asian.

The Ants: A family of sadistic purple ants who torture, huff, and kill Sniffles everytime he tries to eat them. Like Buddhist Monkey, they have never died either. Strangely, Sniffles is the only tree friend to see the ants. Even when other characters are around, they don't even notice Sniffles being tortured. Or maybe they don't care.

Truffles: A grumpy blue pig in a sailor suit. He was supposed to be a new character, but lost to Lammy. However, he still Tin the show by making random appearances in episodes.

Splendont: Splendid's arch nemisis. Splendont looks just like Splendid except that he is red. He is just as good at his job as Splendid is.

Sneaky & Mouse Ka-Boom: A chameleon and mouse who served with Flippy in the war. Flippy ran away and left them behind in the jungle, where thy were later eaten by a giant chicken! However, it is said that they will return at some point in the show to take revenge on Flippy (big mistake).

Controversy
Due to the childish appearance of Happy Tree Friends, many parents think the show is for kids, so they let their three-year old children watch it. As a result, tens of thousands of children all over America have gotten nightmares and/or seizures, and some wanted to join the war and become serial killers so they could be like Flippy when they grow up. The parents decided to blame Mondo Mini Shows for their incompetence and take Happy Tree Friends off the air. Just then, some guy went up and said that Happy Tree Friends could be a good thing, because it tells children not to do dangerous stunts and what happens if they do. And that's how the controversial yet beloved show remains on air to this very day.

The HTF Movie
Mondo Mini Shows has recently announced that Happy Tree Friends will be made into a live-action movie in the theaters. The movie will depict Lumpy blowing up the White House, causing the President to send his troops out to capture all the tree friends. Everyone except Lumpy, Flippy, Sniffles, and Tweedldee gets captured and sent to a government facility where they await execution. While Tweedldee flies off to kill aliens, Lumpy, Flippy, and Sniffles join forces to rescue their friends. Along the way, Sniffles creates a potion that causes Flippy to turn into a giant monster and attack Tokyo. Meanwhile, Lifty and Shifty are the first to be killed. They piss off God by stealing his Doritos, so he sends them to hell and they get huffed mercilessly by demons. There will also be many guest appearances in the movie, including Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Bieber, Chuck Norris, and Kermit the Frog.