Body Parts

Here are you body parts.

The Head

 * Brain - Command central. The place were your thoughts are stored, then processed into useful infomation (like heartbeat, digestion, burping, farting, sex, blinking, and peeing) or useless infomation (watching crap on TV, AIDS, smag-ma).
 * Bwain - Like the brain, but without the thinking. Zombie George Washington eats these everyday.
 * Eye - Used for sight. Without it, we be sightless, and have no idea whats going on, and there would be color.
 * Ear - Used for hearing. Remember, don't stand next to an airplane taking off, unless you want to be deaf.
 * Nose - Used for smell and breathing. Farts are something noses don't like. Nosejobs are bad too, if you want to have sex with your nose.

Mouth and Throat
I bored.
 * Mouth - A thing used for eating and talking. Fill your mouth with glue and never talk again. Like anyone cares.
 * Tongue - A taste tester, who is unlucky enough to live in your filthy mouth, you dirty dog.
 * Teeth - The teeth are useful for biting, unless you are old and have dentures.
 * Uvula - A dangly thing (not a penis, I think) used for throwing up. What vomit.
 * Throat - The place for penises and food to rest