Phineas and Ferb

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Phineas and Ferb is an amazing show in which two step-brothers make roller coasters, time machines, and other amazing devices during summer vacation. It also focuses on their pet platypus who is a secret agent. The show started airing on Disney Channel on March 12, 2007, and on Toon Disney on April 9, 2007. The show stopped airing on Disney on May 16, 2011. However, on May 2, 2010, the show began airing on Adult Swim and on March 25, 2011 a preview airing was shown on HBO, and currently from April 1, 2011, became an orignal series.

The show will also start airing on Disney XD on May 30, 2014.

Characters
Phineas Flynn - A creative and determined kid who loves making things. :)

Candace Flynn - The annoying sister who always tries to tell their mother, but fails.

Perry the Platypus - Phineas and Ferbs pet.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: a smart scientist with a nemesis (Perry the Platypus)

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro - A close friend of Phineas. She has a huge crush on him! :)

Baljeet Tjider - An Indian boy who loves school to the point where he tried to break into school during summer vacation.

Buford Van Stomm - A bully who is best friends with Baljeet.

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s daughter.

Jeremy Johnson - Candace's boyfriend.

Stacy Hirano - Candace’s best friend.



Planned movie
The writers of Phineas and Ferb are planning on making a 72-hour long movie about Phineas, who has sex with Isabella, and gets Isabella pregnant. So after nine months of long, horrible pain, Isabella has the baby, but it's ugly, so she and Phineas kill the baby by throwing it off a cliff. Phineas and Isabella get arrested. The End.

Trivia
Season 3 will have 39 episodes.
 * Ferb is actually an acronym for Forgetting Ear Raptor Babies
 * Phineas wants to be president someday.
 * Candace has no real friends
 * Perry and Douchenshmirtz are legally married in the state of Massachusetts.
 * Ronald McDonald doesn't like this show
 * Everything you see in this show is illegal
 * Phineas' head looks like a giant dorito
 * The concept of Phineas and Ferb was designed after oatmeal
 * Perry is number one on the FBI list
 * Perry the Platypus killed exactly 100,632,945,324,322,301 people
 * There is TOO MUCH singing
 * Ferb is Asian
 * The above statement is not true
 * Well, how do you know it isn't?
 * Well, how do you know it is, Mister I think I know everything?
 * Because if he were Asian, he'd be great at making Nikes, but he has no such skills!
 * Haha, touche my quickwitted advdersary! Now to the brewpub!
 * To the Brewpub!
 * Isabella's father is E.T.
 * Phineas is a-firin' his LAZA RIGHT NOW!
 * Candace and Isabella once had a fourway with Robin and Aqualad
 * Ferb has ties to Al-Qaeda
 * Perry the Platypus is the sworn enemy of the Legion of Doom
 * Bob Dole loves Bob Dole some Phineas and Ferb
 * If you don't watch this show, God will kill a random kitten...and we wouldn't want that, would we?
 * Isabella is a cannibal.
 * The show has been released on dvd. Season 1 was released on April 4, 2008, while Season 2 was released on August 25, 2011.
 * Season 3 has been announced, and will premere in 2015.

Actual Characters
Pointy the Triangle-Headed Freak aka Phenisneas "Phineas" Doritoson Flynn- The deformity who started it all. He has an overly positive attitude and is happy almost all the time. Seriously, he is like a fucking robot. He has, like, only one emotion, and it's kinda creepy. It's pretty fucking annoying. He likes turning his boring life more awesome by creating giant roller coasters and other shit. His voice somehow happens to change each time he sings a song. He is constantly engaged with his half brother/step brother Ferb, and he orders him around to do things he doesn't want to do, like build those giant roller coasters and other shit, and Phineas takes the glory for it all, because he is an overjoyed little asshole.. Backstory: He is too happy for a boy with a dortio-shaped head. Also, he doesn't get angry often, but if he asked you to get on the trike, YOU GET ON THE STUPID LITTLE TRIKE. Trust me.

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Candy Braces Flynn- Phineas and Ferb's psychotic bitch older sister who tries to make her brothers' lives horrible by trying to bust them. She always drags her mother from her extremely important tasks to show her whatever crazy shenanigans Phineas and Ferb are doing, but everything always somehow disappears as soon as her mom gets there and Candace will have wasted her mother's time. We're pretty sure that this whole show is actually just her acid trips caught on film. She also has a crush on this super hot boy named Jeremy Johnson, but can never get to him due to being horribly tortured by his demonic little sister, Suzy Johnson. Backstory: She is called "pencil neck" by fashion designers. She has never been in a mental institution, but she belongs in one, because she's an insane, annoying, stupid, long-necked brat. And she is also the only other character (besides Stacy) with a freakishly long neck and no tits.

Perriel James Penispussyson aka Perry the Platypus- Perry was born after hatching from one of James Bond's eggs. He made his way through a sewer and was trained by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for 12 years until he escaped from the sewers. He was then found by Phineas and Ferb, who took him in as a pet because they thought he was a dumb animal. Actually, he's a smart spy who goes on secret missions to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from unleashing retarded evil on the Tri-State Area. Phineas and Ferb have absolutely no idea that their pet platypus fights crime and still think he's a dumb animal. Perry also doesn't appreciate their inventions. Backstory: He watches soap operas about platypuses. Also, his middle name isn't "the" like most people think.

Heinz "That fucking deranged loonatic who doesn't know what state we're in" Ketchup Douch-degree-purchased-on-the-internet-with-my-wife's-money-enshitz- or Douchenshitz - An evil scientist who acts like a two-year-old retard and does very stupid shit, like lick toilet seats. He is extremely unattractive, has a hunched back, and talks with some sort of accent. He became hunchbacked when he fell off the second floor of the Empire State Building and was crushed by a dead horse.. Perry is usually called to thwart his plans, even though Doofenshmirtz ruins his own plans even when Perry isn't around. He has no friends and is racist against platypuses. Backstory: He was arrested once for "attempt to kill a platypus" and "gnome rape". His nicknames are Dorkenshmirtz, Germanshmirtz, Doofenanus, Douchyshirtz, Dickenshmirtz, Douchenanus, Herpeshimrtz, Hitlershmirtz, Doofenpoops, Stupidshmirtz, Fartenshmirtz, Deafenshmittens, Penishmirtz, Shmirtzendoof, and Poopenshmirtz.

Isabella"Motseralla" Gonorrhea Sharpero- An annoying brat looking for an excuse to annoy Phineas and Ferb. She is in the Fireside Girl scouts and has a crush on Phineas, because Phineas is a mindless zombie (and possibly gay), he doesn't respond to her advances. She also finds it hard to kiss him without getting stabbed by his nose. She wants Phineas to have sex with her, but Phineas doesn't want to get fucked by her. Oh, and she's also Jewish. She is also a rapist called The Tongue. She is also an emetophile, and wants Phineas to vomit on her. She also hates things cuter than her, like puppies, babies, and cute forest animals. She likes strawberries and cuteberries. Backstory: She was born without a body, then it grew out of the bottom of her head. Another Backstory: Isabella once was molested by an Uncle, who lied to her by telling her he was her cousin. Another Backstory: Isabella steals Phineas's old underwear and rubs it on her face. In Season 2, she and Phineas get married.

Assford/Buttford The Queen- He is a fat kid who serves as the tyrant of the show. He is commonly seen bullying Baljeet, and is never seen bullying any other character of the show. This could be because he has some sort of special relationship with Baljeet. He is also in love with his pet goldfish named Biff, but is unaware that it has been dead for 8 years. Backstory: His brain is in a big, fat ox.

Germany Gohnson- Some hunk who lives down the street. Candace bears a large obsessive crush on him. She always tries to ask him out, but fails due to her other obsession of busting her brothers. Though despite her obvious mental obsessions/problems, Jeremy still loves her anyways. Backstory: He is the smartest hunk in the United States.

(No)Ballsjeet "Nerd" Intel- He is a smart, little, Indian boy who has an unhealthy obsession for school and learning. He is seriously the only character on the show who actually loves meth math. In fact, he wants to destroy summer so that school can be open all year long. However, for some unexplained reason, the writers changed this and stupidly made Doofenshmirtz the main villain. Backstory: Baljeet takes summer school because he likes school too much.

Stac e y Red Pepper- An ex-hardcore and gang bang actress called the Disco Miniature Gangbang Queen. Her record for most gangbangs in an hour was broken by her ex-friend Candace. As a result of this, she will always refuse to help Candace bust her bros. Backstory: She is Japanese.

Major Monobrow or Major Monogrampa- Some old guy with a big, fuzzy unibrow and a hitler-like mustache who is the leader of an underground spy agency that kidnaps pets and trains them to become deadly spies. He usually assigns Perry his missions. He also plans to fire Carl the Intern due to his little importance to the show. Backstory: He was sent to the acadamy by a pedophile.

Nerdving the Big Nerd/Ice King/Four Eyes- Some nerd who thinks he is Phineas and Ferb's biggest fan. He's an obsessive stalker who ALWAYS watches Phineas and Ferb 24/7, and plans to marry them one day. He has no purpose to the show either. Backstory: He is a bigger nerd than Baljeet. He often likes to masturbate to digitally insert himself into pictures of them.

Carl Gnarl Karl the Intern or Dr. Coconut- Monogram's little helper who literally has no nostrils and a single strand of facial hair, and seems more like the older brother of Dexter. Monogram plans to fire Carl due to his little importance to the show.

The Giant Floating Baby Head - Really? Do I really need to explain this, because the title explains it all. And where did a giant floating baby head come from? Perhaps a giant floating vagina that never made an appearance in the show for very obvious reasons.

The Fireside Girls: Lindanananana Flynn - A ex-hardcore and gang bang actress called the Gangbang Queen, her record for most gangbangs in an hour was broken by Stacy Hirano. Backstory: Her record was actually never broken.
 * Gretchen - Velma's younger sister. Gretchen has no last name.
 * Adyson Bitterwater - The runner up for Isabella's troop leader position. Long story short, Adyson hates Isabella.
 * Ginger Hirano - Stacy's younger and less hotter sister. She has a crush on Ballsjeet.
 * Katie - A blonde girl.
 * Milly - A girl, but isn't blonde.
 * Holly - One of the few African-Americans who live in Danville.

Vanessasaurus Rex Doofenshitz- She is Dr. Doofenshitz's promiscuous daughter. She follows in her father's footsteps and fights with innocent animals and inanimate objects. Her father is actually Edward from Twilight because Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife cheated on him and that's why they divorced. She has had a secret relationship with Barney the big purple dinosaur, but broke it off when Barney gave her a cold sore.

Wittle Suzy Gohnson- She is Kim Jong Il's very distant relative. Everybody (except Candace and Buttford) thinks she's a cute, wittle, completely innocent toddler that does nothing but watch Barney, Sesame Street, and Teletubbies. But she's actually evil, diabolical, cannaballistic, evil, drug-dealing, sadistic, evil, psychotic, sociopathic, and more EVIL. She was in love with Eminem, but was married to Osama bin Laden, so she disguised herself as a Navy SEAL and helped the real ones kill him. She has an alliance with Evil Monkey. Every Tuesday and Thursday night, she attends meetings with the Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society and her mentor is Stewie Griffin. She waterboards Candace every time she comes to see Jeremy.

Django Brownie - He can bend like a pretzel and surf and stuff. His dad is an artist.

JC Jenny's Brownie- She is Candace's friend. She's a high hippie. PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE OUT BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Roger Dodger Doofenshitz- He is the mayor of Danville and Heinz Doofenshmirtz's brother, people have speculated that he was the cause of his brother's misbehavior because they do not have the same high squeaky voice anymore now that Roger's vocal cords were replaced by a whale's after the great Apocalypse of 1836.