Bikini Bottom Police Force

The Bikini Bottom Police or The BBP are a retarded, chaotic, and unreasonable police force. They have Police cars, trucks, planes, helicopters, torture, and some other realistic vehicles to use. They have many officers and bases. There is no cars parked here and the only person there is un-uniformed Anchovy officer. Although a door behind him is locked and the sound of phones, chainsaws, guns, and 911 emergencies can be inside. Their first appearance is in Let's Arrest the Innocent, and didn't appear again until the episode: Fuck You. They are seen in many, many other episodes.

Things that the BBP arrests people for

 * Littering
 * Reading diaries
 * Not inviting officers to parties
 * Sneezing
 * Having sex
 * Being a fish
 * Nudity
 * Arson
 * Farting
 * Doing nothing
 * Peeing on Carl
 * Stealing Krabby Patties
 * Listening to Green Day

Things that the BBP doesn't arrest people for

 * Animal abuse
 * Child abuse
 * Rape
 * Murder
 * Stalking people
 * Trespassing
 * Stealing
 * Torture
 * Killing animals
 * Hypocritical actions
 * Being Patrick

People They Have Arrested
The Bikini Bottom Police Force has arrested a character once in a while. Here are examples.

Officer John: No one cares.

Patprick Star: Let's see: Animal cruelty, Stealing, Murder, Annoying cephalopods, Being a prick, Destroying public and private property, Being a hypocrite, and many, MANY, MANY more.

Mrs. Puff: EVERYTHING.

Squidward: Being Squidward. And trying to escape SpongeBob.

Sandy: Almost goes to prison, but she swims back to Texas.

Plankton: What do you think? IT'S STEALING THE FUCKING KRABBY PATTY FORMULA!!!!!!!

SpongeBoob: Being a fucking amoral sponge.

Also, Everybody in Bikini Bottom has been arrested at some point, because of the cops arresting everyone.

Known Officers

 * Officer Shithole
 * Officer Fuckface
 * Police Chief Dick Fucker

Trivia

 * They are no bodyguards.
 * They enjoy making fun of Patprick.
 * Their only weakness (to be sure) is good episode plots.
 * The only known female police officer is Officer Bitch.
 * They sometimes put people in jail for too long. Like eighty years.