United States of America

The United States of America is a huge country in North America. It is known for their below-average intelligent and lazy citizens, illegal immigrants, the great American sport Baseball, and invading poor countries.

People
Most people have freedom, except for people who are in prison, in which case, they don't have freedom, but get free meals. Lucky.

Tighty Whiteys
White people were the only people with rights before the Civil War. If you were not white, you were denied a lot of things, like walking in public, urinating in the bushes, drinking from the fountain. So it sucked. You are better off in Canada.

The Civil War
Abraham Lincoln, Slavery, Confederate stuff.

World War II
After the Japanese stupidly bombed Pearl Harbor, the United States entered World War II. Then the Soviets entered the war, because, well, they're the Soviets. The Nazis and Japanese were defeated.

Land
From sea to shining sea. It's also the land of the free and the homer of the Whopper brave.

States

 * Minnie Soda
 * Californ Eye Ah
 * Texas
 * Mexas
 * New Jersey
 * I Owe Ah
 * Florida
 * Potatoland Idaho
 * Alaska
 * Hawaii
 * Colorado
 * Denver
 * Rhode Island
 * New York
 * Old York
 * New Mexico
 * Arizona
 * YouTah
 * Misses Sippie
 * Alablamo
 * Virginia
 * West Virginia
 * East Virginia
 * Oregon
 * Washington
 * Maine Street
 * New Hampshire
 * Vermont
 * Pencil Vain Yah
 * Delaware 2.1
 * Maryland
 * Wyoming
 * Montana
 * South Dakota
 * North Dakota
 * East Dakota
 * West Dakota
 * Missouri
 * Illinois
 * Indiana
 * Indinois
 * Kentucky Fried Chicken
 * Tennis See
 * Georgia