Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe are talking at the Quahog Men's Club...


 * Glenn Quagmire: Would you have sex with Cleveland if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?
 * Peter Griffin: Uh... yeah, yeah, I'd probably do it.
 * Glenn Quagmire: Hang on, hang on... Missionary, and you have to look him in the eye. No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else. [Cleveland looks at Peter]
 * Peter Griffin: [pause] I think still yes.
 * Cleveland Brown: Thank you, Peter.
 * Glenn Quagmire: All right, here's another one. Who would you rather have sex with: a very pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident?
 * Peter Griffin: W-wait, h-hang on, hang on. Look, you know-you know, I-I know this is a men's club, but why does it always have to be about sex? Like, okay, look-- h-how about this? How about this? Who would you rather start a small business with: Janet Reno after a safari, or the fat guy from My Name Is Earl?
 * Glenn Quagmire: That still sounds like a sex question.
 * Peter Griffin: It is not.
 * Glenn Quagmire: Well then, what the hell does "safari" have to do with it?
 * Cleveland Brown: What's the guy from Earl's credit rating?
 * Peter Griffin: 651.
 * Cleveland Brown: That's not bad.
 * Joe Swanson: Better than mine.
 * Cleveland Brown: Does he have an idea, or do I have to come up with it myself?
 * Peter Griffin: He's got an idea, but it's not quite there.
 * Glenn Quagmire: I'd have to give it to Janet Reno, 'cause I've always had this business plan for home delivery of prescription medications, and that--that seems like it's more her market.
 * Joe Swanson: This is stupid! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT VAGINAS!