Funny script

(Lumpy breaks a vase)

Petunia: YOU FUCKING CRAPPY SHITFACED RETARDED JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Lumpy: Sorry.

Petunia: YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING VASE COSTS?!!?

Lumpy: No.

Petunia: AND I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING SHIT UP, ALL BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE FUCKING VASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lumpy: I very sorry.

Petunia: Shut the fuck up and CLEAN THIS MESS UP, OR I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR FUCKING BALLS!!!!!

(Lumpy cleans it up)

Petunia: Now, GET THE FUCK OF MY PROPERTY!!!!!

(Lumpy runs out of Petunia's house. The next day, Lumpy is back in Petunia's house.)

Lumpy: Hello.

Petunia: I hope you learned your lesson.

(Lumpy breaks another vase)

Lumpy: Crap.

(Petunia gets extremely angry, but calms down a bit)

Petunia: Oh man, I swear to fucking God, Lumpy, I'm so fucking pissed right now.

Lumpy: Sorry.

Petunia: You know what, I will kill you. I'LL KILL YOU!!

(Petunia tackles Lumpy, and Lumpy punches Petunia, then Lumpy runs away)

Petunia: AND IF I EVER SEE YOU EVER AGAIN, I WILL FUCKING KICK YOU IN THE CROTCH, CRUSH YOUR TESTICLES WITH A MALLET, AND CUT OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!

Lumpy: I'm staying at my house for the rest of the week.