Kitler

Despite the Cats That Look Like Hitler craze sweeping the interwebs these days there is no doubt the Kitler master race exists. Adorable little Cats aside, it is a proven fact that Kitler is out to get you.

Do I have a Kitler?
You know your cat is a Kitler when it does 2 or more of the following things. *has left to join the cazi/nazi.
 * It Hates Americans
 * Killer cats killin all humans, watch the hell out yo, it be ridiculous* It isn't home a lot
 * It has small moustache
 * It looks like it is Emo, which it probably is
 * It once ALWAYS TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
 * It pisses on your sheets and lips when you're asleep
 * It falls asleep on your face so often that it seems as if it is doing it on purpose, which it is!
 * It signs a tweety with Pussolini
 * Forces you to eat it's fecal matter (maybe urine).
 * It likes little kits.

So you have a Kitler
Don't fear, here some rules to help take care of your kitler.
 * Don't let it get fat. It will hate you more if it is fat.
 * Don't try to cuddle with it. It will hate you more, and you'll come out of it severely injured.
 * Don't let it near the news or newspaper. It's better that you don't know why.
 * Don't smile when you see it, they hate smil-smile, smile at it, anything to get you killed.
 * Don't get a dog, that's the last thing you want. Especially if you wish the dog to stay alive.
 * Don't let it go outside. It may never come back.
 * Don't attempt to huff a Kitler! This will be disastrous for all involved.
 * Don't shave it or try to dye it's hair/'tash unless you want to look like a scratching post.
 * Don't let it near any Mews. Actually, scratch that one. This is usually entertaining.
 * If you wish to keep your kitler alive, keep it away from the Non-Huffable Kitten at all costs!
 * Pretend to enjoy cleaning out its litterbox. This will amuse it.
 * If you wish to kill a Kitler, let it live for a while or get over 9000 catdiers to painfully and amusingly kill it.