EAS

EAS in the Ren Motherland, Ren interupts the program and says this. Is under the headline "The Test". Look there.

The Test
This is a dumb test. So don't complain about me interrupting your crappy programming, because this is required, so shut the hell up. For the next sixty seconds, or whatever, this dumb station ran by eediots will conduct some test of the scary, creepy, Emergency Broadcast System. HA!! Got ya! This is the Emergency Alert System! You should have seen the stupid look on your ugly face! HA HA HA! OK, I'm done. This is only a test, so come the hell down because is is only a dumb test, OK? -BEEP- This is some dumb test of the Emergency Alert System. The stupid eediots, or so called "broadcasters" of your crappy town in forced voluntary cooperation with the great Ren Army and me aka the supreme overlord of the Ren Motherland, the ruler of your crappy area, the mayor cheeseburger eediot from McDonalds, Stimpy, and other countless authorities have developed this idiotic system to keep you informed in the event of some emergency caused by some eediot, like Stimpy. So be happy I made this, you stupid bloated sacks. If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you and your dumb nonexistent friends just heard would have been followed by some official information, lies, news, instructions or other bullshit. Your dumb station serves the area your in, and many other dumb towns and cities. This concludes this idiotic test of the crappy Emergency Alert System. Now your can go back to watching your crappy TV shows. And obey me, Overlord Ren Hoek.