Garfield

Garfield is a fat lazy orange cat who loves eating lasagna and kicking Odie of the table. By the way, this is about Garfield himself, not his comic strip, so yeah.

History
In the year 1978, a mother fucker cat was giving birth to Garfield in a Italian food place. After Garfield was born, he eat all the freaking pasta. Later, he was adopted by Jon and now is living his life some idiot's house.

Things about him
Garfield eats lasagna and pretty much any food they put in front of him. He sleeps almost all day, and when he isn't, he's eating shit, kicking Odie, and using Jon as a scratching post.