Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob is a/an yellow sponge who lives in the Pacific Ocean.

Bio
Spongebob was born on July 16, 1986. He started working at the Krusty Krab in 1999. Squidward doesn't like Spongebob, because, you know. Spongebob lives in a pineapple, which is questioned, why is there a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob also is Patrick's best friend. Spongebob always lends food to Patrick.

Spongebob also loves Sandy and wants to marry her.

And don't get me starting on him having a backbone.

Isn't it great that they're trying to teach kids such... valuable lessons in life? Alright you three—what's the word I'm looking for? Dipshits? No, that word is too good for you. Assholes? No that's not right. Fuckers? No, that's not right either. I'm just gonna call you three excuses for humanity until I find a description that verbally fits your  crude, idiotic, and juvenile talented  asses! What, reality do you three live in?? I really want to know, I'm genuinely curious. In this reality, it's conventional wisdom that it takes an adult to write for children. What am I saying, that's not fair,  children would make better writers than you three! Hell,  infants  would! My dog would! You mindless, degenerate hacks! You three may want to think you're "lucky stars" every second of every day that whatever the  fuck  you sold your souls to was stupid enough to give you your jobs. Because if you lose your job writing this trite shit, you'll most likely never work again. Not on television, but in any job. I don't know anyone who would lower themselves so substantially to even reluctantly want your demented, poisoned minds around. Just leave us all alone, and go back to the fucking sludge you came from.