Wow! Wow! Poopbuttcheeks!

'Wow! Wow! Poopbuttcheeks!' is an animated children's adult television series created by Bob Boyle.

Characters

 * Bastard (voiced by Randy Marsh) - A 30 year old male poopy bastard. The title character, Bastard is square-shaped with a long, bendy ass. He has a childlike fascination with life, and his favorite pastime is playing kick ball with his penis. His daily travels throughout Methtown often result in his response, "Go fuck youself!!!!"
 * Motherfucker (voiced by Muscle Man's mom) - A 45 year old female ugly bitch that speaks with a cussing bitchy accent. Whenever there is a problem that needs to be fixed, she replies with her catchphrase, "Lets fuck Bastard!" She can break and burn an fartless ass of stupid named devices (usually ending with the version number 0), including a chicken that has full of crack that barf a hundred alot of crack a minute (The Cracky Chichen 0), and a thirty-feet ass (The Assotron O). Unfortunately, something always goes wrong, resulting in her usual reply, "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!" Original voice cast by Carolyn Lawrence.
 * Gayass (voiced by Drew Pickles) - A 40 year old male gay bastard. Named for Gay Pond, this bespectacled gay that is the second most gayest being in the universe, after Drew Pickles, constantly seeking to further his gayness of anything and everything gay. He has gayness, as the theme song refers, "about gayness and motherfuckers and bitches and asses". His adventures alongside Bastard and Motherfucker often result in his favored axiom of "Very gay!" Gayass also tends to say "swell, swell, swell" in lieu of just "yes". He speaks with what could be considered to be a Australian accent, although he does have a hint of American in it. The episode "Who Needs School" reveals that he's the gay school teacher in Bastard's class.
 * Shitflower (voiced by Oprah Winfrey) - A 30 year old female plant lover who is Bastard's neighbor. She grows flowers and enjoys having sex with plants. When something odd or exciting happens, she'll usually say "Holy crap!"

Minor characters

 * Ass (voiced by Ren Hoek)
 * Bitchgirl (voiced by Sarah Palin)
 * Fucky (voiced by Mr. T)
 * Gaymoo the Magician (voiced by Harry Houdini)
 * "Assey Kid" (voiced by Cookie Monster)
 * Giant Fart-Fart (voiced by Roger Smith)
 * Giant Bobcat (voiced by a bobcat)
 * Tiny the Penis (Bastard's Penis) (voiced by Dr. Zoidborg)
 * Old Lady Deadsoon (voiced by a old person)