Pissed Off Jack's Shell Emporium

Commercial Voice: Uh-Oh! Now look what you've done, you've broke your snail's shell again. (Man sweeping up snail shell peices)

Man: Yeah. Now what do I do?

Pissed Off Jack: You come on down to Pissed Off Jack's Shell Emporium!

Commercial Voice: (Drop scene with shop name on it) Pissed Off Jack's!

Pissed Off Jack: I'm so fucking pissed about my fucking massive infantory that I'm slashing prices like bullshit!

Commercial Voice: Jack's Pissed!

Pissed Off Jack: $89.99 to buy this fucking shell, and I'm fucking pissed about it! Or what about this fucking shell crap, super-gloss coat, only $39.99! HEY! GET THIS FUCKING CRAP OUTTA MY FACE! (Price disappears)

Pissed Off Jack: Did I mention I'm pissed off!?

Commercial Voice: Seething with Rage!

Pissed Off Jack: Once gone, gone for fucking good, so I'm gonna fucking sell sell sell, all these fucking shell shell shells! So come on down to Pissed Jack's now!

Commercial Voice: Jack is reeaalll pissed! Don't bring your kids!

Pissed Off Jack: And remember, we'll fucking match, or beat, anyone advertized bullcrap or is fucking absolutely free!

SpongeBob: Are you really pissed off or are ya just trying to sound louder?

Angry Jack: I'M REALLY PISSED!

Commercial Voice: Blistering Fury!