Woody the Toy

Woody Pride is a toy that lives in a room with a kid named Andy.

Stuff
His show's co-hosts, Jessie and Bullseye, are from Texas and Bullseye like to eat cacti, which lead him to cuts in his-

-Bo-

-Bow-

...

bowels.

AHHGGGG!! -SMASH!!!- (writer dies)

Look at me, I'm a writer!

I forgot what he was talking about.

Oh, the weird horse that loves Woody. The horse dies. Then Woody asks God to bring him back to Earth. And so the horse lives again. Wait, how did Woody get to heaven? He can't fly. More odder, isn't Bullseye a toy, so he wouldn't die? Maybe they're humans that were invented to live when humans aren't around.

Odd.

Woody Pride married Jessie, since Bo Peep is taken.

Buzz married a toy that is the female him, also know as Luzz.

I don't know what happens next.