Hell

Hell is the place where souls are tortured, like in North Korea or the Ren Motherland.

What is it like
Hell is a hot and fiery place inhabited by demons, tortured souls, and that red horned weirdo, the devil. It is a bad place to go on vacation, mainly due to lack of good hotels and fire popping up all over. If you plan on going to hell, bring SPF-100000000 and don't leave your keys in the car; Demons will steal it.

It shouldn't be confused with Al Bundy's house, which is also hell, but isn't as hot or fiery.

People
Like I said, it's inhabited by demons, tortured souls and that red horned weird, the devil. It also is home to people like Barney the Dinosaur and Squidward Tentacles.

Layers of Hell, according to Dante
Let's go through those layers of hell, shall we?

Limbo
No, Limbo isn't a giant limbo contest, it's a boring castle version of Heaven. It is where people go if you don't do anything with your life. So please, get off your butt and do something like lick a wall.

Sex Addicts Hell
For all you sex addicts and masturbaters, this is where you go. It's a bunch of hurricane winds blowing you around. And no, it's not THAT type of blowing. Seriously, is this the reason they call it a BLOWjob? Man, it's windy here.

Food Junkies and Fat People Hell
If your fat or eat a lot of food, then you should stop. Anyways, it rains smelly ice and you are forced to lie your fat body on the smelly ground. Sounds like Antarctica.

Greedy Asshole Shitland
Hmm... so this is where Donald Trump's gonna end up? Along with Mr. Krabs and all those greedy bankers. So apparently the greedy assholes are crushed by two guys jousting. Seems like a good punishment, though burning their money would be more effective.

Eternal Anger Management Fighting Match (aka Stop Being Angry Hell)
If you thought that going through an Anger Management course was a horrible experience, then this will make you a pacifist or an atlantist. They are shoved in the water to fight other angry people. So it's an eternal fighting match. Wait... so how do you win? I don't know... next level!

Heretics
Here, the heretics are put into flaming tombs and are roasted like beef. Must be where Hell's Kitchen takes place.

People Who Kill Things Hell
The minotaur guards the killers because he's a bullhead or something. Anyways, this layer is divided into three rings.

Bloody Hell of Serial Killers and Wikipedia Vandals
If you vandalize or just wanted to kill someone or everyone, then you will wish you were still in prison. Why? Well, you are put into a river of boiling blood. But that's not the worst part! The worst part is... there are no premium cable channels! Oh, and there are centaurs too.

The Place said by suicidal people to be better than living on Earth
If you want to kill yourself and get out of the troubles of life, this is where you go: a sad emo-tastic land of depressed suicidal bloody bushes getting eaten by harpies. Don't worry, you get turned into a bush too! Also, Kurt Cobain is here and is writing a new song about being a bloody bush surrounded by emos and sad people.

Also, there's the profligates who are chased around by angry dogs. Too bad they can't help Kurt with his song.

Blasphemers and Sodomites
If you have constantly sayin' blasphemy, this is your punishment for saying blasphemy. Seriously, stop the blasphemy, it's annoying everyone.

Fraud Hell
More divison yay!
 * 1) Pimp Hell and the Seduatorates - Pimpin' will have you be whipped forever by demons.
 * 2) This is Where Flattery Will Get You - Right into a huge piece of human shit. Yuck. Talk about talking shit.
 * 3) Rocks of Simony - Your head is shoved into a spiked rock and your feet are on fire.
 * 4) Magical Hell - This is truly magic! You're head is twisted backwards! Now you can see your back! Remember, don't predict the future, kids!
 * 5) The Sea of Boiling Tar and Corrupt Politicans - This is where Richard Nixon and Andrew Johnson live.
 * 6) Hypocrites - They walk forever on lead cloaks. Seriously, hypocrites are annoying.
 * 7) Thievery Land - Permentant identity theft.
 * 8) Fraud Teachers - More fire jail cells!
 * 9) Discordia - People are turned into cubes and cheese slices.
 * 10) Diseased-Ridden Land of Falsifiers - Neat freaks beware!

Treachers
It's actually Hell's version of Antarctica.

Family Haters
Let it go! Let it go! It's actually cold here! You get buried in a block of ice.

Treason Antarctica
If you go AWOL and abanon your country, you will be turned into a snowman.

Be(tray) Our Guests!
Betray your guest? How rude! Your  whole body except your face will be frozen in ice.

Frozen Hellhole
Obey your benefactor or be distorted in ice forever.

Frozen Wonderland of Ultimate Sin
In other words, Satan still hasn't learned to play hockey.