Christmas

Christmas is the day when people get presents. It is also the day when Jesus was born.

Santa Claus (aka Sandy Klaus)
Santa brings gives to everyone. Ren gets gifts because he threatens Santa that he will be killed if Ren gets on the naughty list.

Santa also brings coal to the naughty children, but coal can be used as a energy source.

Santa lives at the North Pole, with toy-making elves and Mrs. Claus.

(Note: There are 4 billion children, and the list must have been 120 miles long and would take him 300 years to check it twice.)

(Another note: Going to every house on the planet would take 2000 years to complete once, and he would be to fat to go down a tight-spaced chimney.)

Man, how does he do it?

Presents
The presents are awesome. I hope you get presents and not the steam-engine powering, black, weak rocks that people call coal.

The iPad is a good present for somebody.