Tacketos

A tacketo is a mexico taco rocket, made from tacos and rockets. Spanish call it "El tacos de cohetes".



It runs on taco meat, spanish children, el gordo's burping, Dora's sweat and bones, cacti, big smelly hats, Nickelodeon Latin America and atomic taco monkeys.

The rocket can go faster than the speed of light, at about 4000 billion trillion octillion miles per attosecond. NOW THAT'S FAST!

In 2009, the mexicans send a message to the edge of the universe (less than one sixty-fourth of a picoseond), and said:

"Nosotros los mexicanos son los creadores de los tacos." It means "Us mexicans are the creators of tacos."