Lumpy Moose



Sir Edward "Lumpy" James Moose, or sometimes R.S. Hole, or Retardy, is a stupid blue moose. He is stupid and an idiot and usually kills people because of his stupidity.

Bio
Lumpy was born in the year, I don't care, in Jackson, Mississippi. His father, Bullwinkle, and his mother, Bambi, thought he was a retard baby, so they named him Lumpy. He flunked Kindergarten and one lost to Goofy in a smart contest. In high school, Lumpy oddly passed most of his classes, although teachers didn't want him to stay for like twelve years. After graduating from high school, he went to Harvard to get a phD. His professor was Sniffles, an anteater. After blowing up a rival college on a field trip, and burning some ants with a magnifying glass, Sniffles gave Lumpy his phD.

Career
After graduating college, Lumpy became a McDonald's cashier. He was fired after giving a customer a Whopper from Burger King. He decided to become a cashier at Burger King, but was taken by Petunia Skunk. He then got a job at Trailers-R-Us, where he continues to work to this day.

Trivia

 * He is a retard.
 * He is dumber than Goofy.
 * He smokes cigars because he thought they would make him Cuban.